So, how long has your mom been in Scotland? >> Couple of years. >> I know once it was cold. I was meeting a girl that I’d met on holiday, but she never showed up. >> Peak. >> Yeah. She’s supposed to fetch me off the train. I never felt so stupid. I’d spend a night in a waiting room and get the first train back in morning. >> Oh, what’s going on? >> Temporary lights. Either that is a mobile disco. >> So what’s happening with the old exams? Oh, >> don’t ask. >> I never got my exams if not careful like me. >> Bald. Oh, >> signal failure. There’s loads of trains delayed. >> Oh, you’re joking. >> What was yours a 1735 to Glasgow? >> Yeah, I I’ll get the next one. Well, >> you better check them out. There’ll be another one. Mine’s running. >> Is it? Well, it might be cancelled when we get there. >> Yeah, I’ll definitely come in with you like your dad said. >> Mate, you don’t need to see me on the train. Honestly, it’s ridiculous. >> Oh, I promise him. And if it’s canled, we can try again in the morning. >> Should I turn around? >> No. I mean, look, right. If if the train’s canceled, I I can just wait in the waiting room for the next one. >> Not all night you can’t. >> Well, you did. I didn’t have anywhere else to go. Right. Look, mate. Can you just take him to the station like we said and or otherwise I’ll just I’ll get another cab. >> Okay. Customers always right. >> Stop glaring at them. >> Why should I? >> Because they could arrest you. >> What for? >> Look, you just kicked off at two cupers. >> Because I’ve got them banged to right. All of this could have been avoided. He should be walking the streets still now >> and abusing you. >> Well, I’m sorry, but that’s the long and short of it. Yes, he could still be walking the streets and he could be still sleeping in your bed and he could still be raising his hand to you whenever he fancied it. >> Hey, be careful. They’re talking about you. >> Oh, what are they saying? >> He was intimidating a police officer. two police officers actually. >> Well, he wasn’t scared. I’ll give you that. >> Maybe it was guilt. Maybe what he meant was if you hadn’t have let him out, then I wouldn’t have had to kill him. >> That’s one interpretation. >> Okay. Okay. Just call me when he gets there. Yeah. Oh, that woman. >> What did she say? >> What do you think? She said that I should have brought him. >> What? >> What? >> That face. >> I said nothing. >> You didn’t have to. >> Except that maybe she had a point. >> I know she had a point. >> She still knows how to push your buttons. >> Well, it wouldn’t have killed me, would it? >> Oh, you’re not going to believe it. Will’s train’s been cancelled. >> Signal failure. Cancelled. Cancelled. Delayed. Cancelled. All right, I’ll phone him and tell him to bring him home. >> I’m trying him now. He’s not picking up. What the hell are you doing here? >> I hope you washed your hands. >> Get out. >> The door was open. >> No. No, it wasn’t. Where did you get that? >> What? >> The key. >> Oh, I I found it outside on the on the pavement. >> That’s my dad’s spare. Will he must have dropped it? >> So, you thought you just let yourself into my flat? >> I tried the doorbell first. >> No, you didn’t. >> Look, I was just coming to return it. >> You’re a liar. Give it to me. >> I’ll tell them you’re here. >> What? >> Well, you’re supposed to be on holiday, aren’t you? And you’ve got everyone running around looking after your son, including an 80 odd year old man. >> Seriously, get out. I haven’t got anywhere else to go. You thought you’d stay here whilst I was away. Unbelievable. Like Goldilocks. I’d have been a good little girl. >> You’re insane. >> Are you uh you drinking this? Cancelled. >> Signal failure. >> Well, is he coming home? >> Not responding to any of our messages. Meanwhile, she’s still got the ump. Well, I’m not surprised. >> It was Ben, not me. >> You’ve got to trust people. >> Darling, I’m just chatting with Auntie Leanne. >> Right. So, if you ruled out Sha and Will, who do you think stole it, then? >> I mean, you should have seen Will emptying his bag out this morning to prove he had done it. Ollie, I felt so tight. I mean, like he needed to be accused of that today. >> I can solve you, Mr. >> I should have just told Kit and Lisa when they were here. What you saying, darling? >> Will took the money from the safe. >> No, Will didn’t take any safe. Hang on a minute, Susie. Did you actually see him take it >> with my own two eyes? I was standing at the door. >> Are you sure? >> Yeah, he didn’t see me. >> Darling, why didn’t you say something earlier? >> Indeed. What’s she doing here? Come on. Upstairs. Susie and the banshees. >> Hold your a minute. >> What? >> She’s saying that she saw Will steal that money. >> I’m not joking. I can’t go back to Shoners. >> I don’t care where you go. >> Will you just give me 5 minutes? >> Tell you what, I’ll give you 1 minute starting from now. And you’re lucky that I haven’t rang the police. Hello. Breaking and entering. >> Well, it wasn’t breaking and entering, was it? Was just entering. Yeah, >> because you stole the key. >> Found the key. >> Wow. You really do have an answer for everything, don’t you? >> No, not everything. >> Where’s home? There isn’t one. I was a professional nanny, a living nanny, and I was good at it. No, I still am good at it. But well, I’m I’m between jobs right now. >> So, why can’t you go back to your sisters? >> There’s a bit of an unresolved issue. Sha didn’t know the half of it. >> Oh, the queen of teas. Okay. Okay. All right. But you you’ve got to promise not to blab. >> I’m a vault. >> Well, things are a bit complicated between me and David. >> Complicated how? >> Well, it’s D again. Can you please ring me? >> Still not answering. >> I think it’s about time you took me to the station. Well, we’ll never catch up with him. There’s road works everywhere. There’s temporary lights. It’s rush hour. I’ll ring him. >> No. No. Taxed him. I don’t want Will caught in the >> Why you reckon he’s going to go and meet Megan? >> Tell him to bring Will straight back. Tell him not to let him out of the cab. Assuming he hasn’t already, >> right, try not to panic because it’s good that we know now. And if he’s still in the cab, then we’re all right, aren’t we? >> Yeah. What if Tim doesn’t get the message? Well, he will when he gets to the station. >> He never had any intention of getting that train, did he? >> Well, Tim could take him all the way to Scotland. >> No, no. I need him back here. Unless he’s dropped him already. Maybe he’s already with her. Well, I’m trying not to catastrophize. Steve, maybe we’re already too late. Maybe I’ve already lost my son. Do you think they’ll be able to fix it? Your dad’s going to go spare. How much did that cost? >> Loads. >> This mad will didn’t catch you. I thought he was supposed to be a dead fast run up. >> Oh no. How did that happen? Who’s that? >> What? >> Someone keeps texting you. >> Uh, it’s just another alert. Says the bypass is closed near the cathedral. That’s why everybody’s going this way. >> How long will that take? Oh, you’ve not got a train to catch. Watch the rush. >> Get a tram. Well, they’re in they’re in a stop around here. >> Don’t worry. I know a shortcut. So, it’s been a tough old business for you, ase accusations. I never made them. I know you didn’t. But we’ve got to believe the victim. That’s what they say these days, isn’t it? >> I’m not a victim. >> That’s what I mean. People are saying you are, so they’ve got to believe you when you say that you’re not. >> Exactly. Did all the kids at school think it was true? >> I still do. >> But they thought you were the dogs, didn’t they? The lads especially. >> No, >> I had a fling with an older girl once. A woman >> from Scotland. >> What? No, it was years before then. I was still at school. >> Yeah. High fives in the corridor and all that. I was the man. Even the teachers had heard about it. None of this safeguarding nonsense. I remember Mr. Gul Brafe, the physics teacher, calling the register and when he got to my name, he said stood instead of Tim. What’ you do? >> Well, everybody cheered, so I stood up and took a bow like the idiot that I was. Oh, come on. >> Yeah, Sally um thinks it must have messed me up, but it didn’t. Dying down it most of my life, I lost my virginity, but I was below the age of consent. Is that what they call it? >> She wasn’t my teacher or anything. She just worked in the local corner shop and I was willing was I like a rat up a drain pipe. >> Yeah, can imagine. >> But technically it was rape. According to Sally and Steve and the law. >> Yeah, but if if you were into it though then >> Well, she took advantage of me. whether I knew it or not, whether I enjoyed it or not. And I did enjoy it. What lad wouldn’t? That’s what I’m trying to say. It was like all my sexual fantasies come true. >> Yeah, I bet. >> So, you had a crush on this teacher, Megan, did you? >> Yeah. >> You’re lucky she never responded. You might think it sounds like fun sex with an older woman. All that attention, somebody like her finding you attractive, fancying you. But it’s a good job she didn’t believe me. I mean, not that she would have done. No offense. >> Well, she did. >> Did what? >> You know, fancy me. >> Well, she told you that. >> Well, yeah, she responded. >> What do you mean something happened? >> Well, you know, just a bit. Well, in other words, a lot. We were in love. >> You are all >> both of us, >> right? >> Right. Look, mate, if if you tell anyone. Yeah, I I’ll just deny it. I won’t tell anyone. So, what happened with you and that woman then? Well, me and Trisha, >> it ran its course. She broke my heart. I had to pretend that I could handle it, but I was just a little kid like you. >> Not a little kid. >> You wear a uniform to school. >> Megan’s a full grown woman with a job and a car and a bank account. I bet you not be the first. Oh, >> she told you that. And >> we’re going to have a baby. >> Yours? >> Of course. Not Daniel Osbbors. >> No. >> Not normal though, is it? Will sleeping with him because she can’t be seen in public with the one that she really loves. All those tags, they know about the money, don’t they? You’re taking me back. I’ll take you wherever you want. >> Where are you meeting at? >> Airport. You sure you want this? >> I’m sure. >> Okay. Yeah. Mine was just a few uh bunkups in the box room whilst the mom and stepdad were out, but it wasn’t a proper relationship. Not like yours. Like I say, she was an adult. I was still wearing pajamas and trick-or-treating and that playing football on the common after school. She was going to nightclubs and getting her hair done. Probably had other lads like me on the go. It was wrong. >> Megan hasn’t taken advantage of me though, right? It’s not like those BS you see on the news. >> So, if I drop you at the airport, we’ll say that you did a runner at some traffic lights. E. Cuz you’d kill me if you knew. >> Deal. And wherever you end up, you better lie low, both of you. Cuz they will come looking for her and they will find her. So, you better make sure you’re both in here for keeps. >> We are. >> Finally. Airport. Here we come. Then >> chased him. Oh, threatening all sorts. Apparently, he dropped the telescope in the panic shower. Oh, Sam. You’ve only had that 2 minutes. >> I’m sorry. >> Have you spoken to Eva? >> No, it was Will who stole the money from the safe. They reckon he’s gone off to meet Megan, but his train was canceled, so now they’re hoping Tim’s going to bring him back. Honestly, it’s all going on today. >> When do you think they might let you back? >> Don’t know. Suspended pending an inquiry. >> Maybe she genuinely liked you. Well, if she did, I was duped. Cooked by a 16-year-old boy. Like, oh, can you imagine what that feels like? >> Oh, but of course I can’t say anything. Of course. He’s going to have any pity for me. It’s Will Driscoll who’s the victim here. If only he could see it. >> Would you testify in court? >> Gladly. >> Bit embarrassing though, eh? >> Humiliating, but needs must. >> Well, I hope they get her. What do you think Shona would say if she knew about you and David? >> There is no me and David. Look, he came on to me once when he was drunk and I knocked him back. We just told Shon it was all a big misunderstanding. We actually told her that he thought I was her. >> Do you believe that? >> I guess it’s difficult. >> Why is it? Oh, >> you like him? >> No. >> Yes, you do. >> No, I don’t. >> It’ll blow up in your face. >> Everything blows up in my face. >> Mine, too. >> Well, for what it’s worth, I’m sorry for letting myself in. I was desperate. >> I give you the benefit of the doubt. I uh I best get going. >> Why? >> Well, I’ve got 137 quid in my bank account, so I guess I can uh put myself up in a cheap hotel for a couple of nights or a hostel. >> I was going to do spag ball, but there’s no parmesan. I could nip out and and get a some >> stay for tea >> or stay the night. Save me some money. >> Don’t worry, I’m I’m not looking to get into anything bedrooyy. I promise. >> Yeah, me neither. Have my share of that for the time being. Thank you very much. I suppose I wouldn’t mind your company. >> Where are we? >> You don’t have to. >> You drove around in a circle. >> Don’t let her do it again. Somebody else, eh? >> You tricked me. A I’ll honor the agreement. >> Still take you to the airport. Just say the word. >> But I want you to be sure. >> Did she tell you a seal from the safe? >> No. But what else was I going to do? Sell my comics. >> Where’s the money? >> I gave it to her. >> Who’s got your boarding pass? >> She has. >> How’s your French? >> Look, why are you saying this? because she might get bored and move on if they haven’t tracked her down by then. Who knows? You might end up living happily ever after in a shadow. Or you could get a paper around and get paid €1,000 an hour. >> Look, I know what you’re trying to do. >> Or you could go in there and tell the truth. I’ll come with you if you want. Be all over this time next week. >> Except they put her in prison. >> I don’t care about Megan. I care about you. So does your dad and Eva. All you got to do is tell the truth. Oh, >> so so why didn’t you? >> It was too late for me. Besides, I was never brave enough. They’ve been through hell. >> I know they have. My parents ever found out. I don’t think my dad would have cared either way. They probably said, “Go on, son.” Who knows? Maybe it did mess me up. I was 40 odd before I got my act together. She’s She’s waiting for me. Is she? >> It was like they didn’t believe me. >> Maybe you’re going mad. >> He was meant to be moving to Scotland, but his train got cancelled. >> I make stuff up time for attention. >> I wasn’t making it up. >> He’s probably with her right now. Oh, sorry, miss. I’ve just got to go um chase Sam Blakeman around the block. >> Shut up. Just shut up. >> Good luck.